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Red Dakota
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Posted - 2011.04.03 07:30:00 -
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Has your idustrial corp been wardecced in high sec? My client can take some of the heat of you.
I am an alt posting for a corp that is looking to help those who are unprepared to help themselves. No strings attached.
Mail me in game.
Provide target's corp name, region of operations, times they are online, and any of their member names you have.
My client reserves the right to accept or refuse any requests.
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Red Dakota
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Posted - 2011.04.04 20:58:00 -
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Edited by: Red Dakota on 04/04/2011 21:01:09
 Originally by: Frau Klaps
So basically you are looking for helpless victims to present themselves to you so you can go in for some easy kills and hopefully extort some ISK from carebear industrialists with more money than brains?
Good plan.
I suppose it might seem like a prelude to extortion. Or you could take it for face value and consider - for just a moment - that my client is looking for specific PVP targets in high sec: like maybe corps who pick on industrials. And I will state again, NO STRINGS ATTACHED.
I'm surprised that you guys think this is original. Or am I missing the sarcasm that is always so blatantly obvious on these forums. 
Thanks for the free bumps though...
Originally by: Awesome Possum
free and mercenary don't really fit.
Or maybe my client is a new mercenary corp looking to build references. Is THAT an original idea?
Again... thanks for the free bump.
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Red Dakota
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Posted - 2011.04.05 17:14:00 -
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Originally by: Sayonara Sith
I am interested in your product and/or service, however, I am reluctant to reveal my client's corporation identity, as I feel that might be detrimental to my client's safety... Mail me, in game, with the corp name of your client so that I might investigate their ability to service my needs.
Yeah, like I would breach my client's trust. They clearly wish to remain anonymous, otherwise they wouldn't be using a third party, would they?
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Red Dakota
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Posted - 2011.04.05 21:35:00 -
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LMAO!
Yeah yeah... ok fine! This thread is just a devious scam to get you to tip your hand and admit that you are a helpless corp and then we'll come in and spank you're butts some more.
Or maybe not... maybe this is legit. No one needs to know your corp name, just the target. So use an alt or a third party to contact me. My clients have nothing to lose or gain if you choose to ignore this offer. You, on the other hand, can carry on.
Originally by: Piir8
Ha!
Well while you two's "people" get together and jack each other off...
My client who owns a poor poor innocent mining corp... was recently war decked by this big mean bullies "Tarps Anonymous" Its so bad, its like im reliving "Hulkageddon" accept its only our hulks:(.
Please come save us Mr Merc... we need you..
/signed
Me
P.S.
This is not a tarp, I promise, and I am not a piir8 also..
Well, I don't know whether or not to take this one seriously. But I will pass it on. Are you sure it's "Tarps"? and not "Traps"?
Hmmm... I smell a tarp!
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Red Dakota
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Posted - 2011.04.06 14:13:00 -
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Originally by: Defialed
DUDE! We offer free services for Asteroids and those Mission 'Rats'. The carebears reign of terror is comming to and end! Free defences for those asteroids who TRULY cannot defend themselves!
But you! You decide to DEFEND those terrorists! Shame on you. SHAME!
 That's hilarious man! Defenceless roids indeed. But you sound like the kind of target that my client is looking for. THAT is tipping your hand. unless of course you're an alt like everyone else on this thread. Either way, I like your funny comment. best one on here so far.
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Red Dakota
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Posted - 2011.04.12 21:16:00 -
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Just an update, in case anyone was wondering.
My client has been engaged in a war dec in Minnie space against a griefer corp. All goes well but the contract/war dec ends in two days.
Now seeking other targets in hi sec.
Send me a mail in game with the target corp's info.
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Red Dakota
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Posted - 2011.04.14 17:25:00 -
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Still accepting new contracts. Still for free.
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